Favouirite spam of the day

[undyingking]

"The fire hydrant organizes the inferiority complex defined by the cheese wheel. Any cough syrup can sanitize a power drill, but it takes a real fairy to underhandedly play pinochle with the dreamlike submarine. A seldom smelly buzzard hesitates, and a tornado ruminates; however, an anomaly over the sandwich trades baseball cards with some wedge around the inferiority complex. A wedge toward a canyon caricatures the rattlesnake of a judge."
(and much more along similar lines, wrapped around a brief message about the virtues of a curious-looking plastic device of some sort).

I much prefer this to the type of spam that excerpts chunks from Jules Verne novels. If this text is actually generated, there's some pretty good language analysis stuff going on there. (Although maybe it's just substituted into predefined sentences, that wouldn't be so interesting...)

Comments

looks a bit like

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

Mm, you might have something there.