Curious spam of the day

[undyingking]

Spam -- we all know and love it (for certain values of "love"). But every now and then one appears which makes it all seem worthwhile.

Hello,
This is Bob Westbury with NetBob4Churches.
I was searching through Google.com, and found you at the website.
I want to introduce myself to you and offer my services to your Church or Ministry.
I am in the business of helping Ministries move to the Internet, or go further than they already are now in their web presence.
My specialty is helping Ministries to send email to their readership, members and web mailing list members. Many Churches & Ministries call this a Monthly Newsletter.
I have automated mailing systems that I use to mail.
I use my own servers and software and have the expertise to help you to launch or further your Internet Based Ministry Presence. I offer reasonable fees so I can assist as many of you that want to reach your members, readers and even the lost.
I offer these services:
- Automated Email Sending (CanSpam compliant)
- Website Building and Programming
- Website Hosting and Search Engine Optimization
- Almost anything Internet Related
I work with another Ministry that sends out a daily devotion every Mon. - Fri. They have grown from 3,000 to 34,000 readers in 2 years using my system.
Thanks for reading and if I can offer my services to you, Please call me or email me and I will call you back.
Thanks and God Bless,
Bob (NetBob) Westbury
612-605-1771

Comments

[the-elyan.livejournal.com]

Presumably your Deity of Choice thought Bob could help you, and forwarded yopur details...

Or else you are one of The Lost, and he has Found you. I can't imagine there's any shortage of The Lost in your delightful home town...

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

Dam' right, especially on a Friday or Saturday night outside Yates's.

[the-elyan.livejournal.com]

I don't think they're so much Lost, as simply Surplus to Requirements.

[wimble.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's realised that you hang around with a bunch of cultists?

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

That may be getting to the heart of it...