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Brilliant toy for generating simulated idiotic right-wing Have Your Say / other such comments.

"I read about this in the Daily Mail. IMO pathetic liberal institutions are terrorising our streets. All true brits should stop taking it lying down. This is a Christian countryw e must all have christian values!!"

or

"the bbc pretends its not true but im sick of the bloody liberal lefty whingers who are promoting yob culture because i am now ashamed of britain! it's time we bring back enoch powell. that would certainly cause a bit more care to be taken!!!"

I'm particularly impressed by the random typo inserter.

Perhaps not surprisingly, the comments thus generated are often more coherent than real ones.

Go on, paste your best examples into a comment here. Or write a genuine comment: will anyone be able to tell the difference? FACT!!!

Date: 2008-06-11 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com
CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THOSE MORONS IN THE GOVERNMENT ARE GIVING PRIORITY TO IMMIRANTS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN INCOMPETENT SINCE DAY 1! HWEN WILL GORDON STAND UP AND BE COUNTED. IT'S THAT SIMPLE!!

Actually, I think I like this one better;

Date: 2008-06-11 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] caffeine-fairy.livejournal.com
Is this what the BBC licence tax gets spent on??! the media wont admit that the permissive society is getting rich off the hard working population because they are trying to cover up their mistakes. Simple answer: nuke them.

Re: Actually, I think I like this one better;

Date: 2008-06-11 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undyingking.livejournal.com
Now that one makes too much sense.

Date: 2008-06-11 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliogirl.livejournal.com
*splorfle*

Date: 2008-06-11 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliogirl.livejournal.com
sad but true does anyone realise that every single prisoner in britain is promoting homosexualism because they want to destroy the wrld all englishmen should stop taking it lying down i’d leave if i had my own coutnry to go back to

Date: 2008-06-11 01:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undyingking.livejournal.com
promoting homosexualism ... taking it lying down

Hmm.

Date: 2008-06-11 12:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bateleur.livejournal.com
I think this is my favourite so far...

WHEN WILL PEOPLE REALISE THAT IRAQ IS ISLAMIFYING BRITAIN,,, COME ON BAN THEM ALL,,, IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE RACE RIOTS SPILL BLOOD ON OUR STREES!!!!!

...mostly because I love the idea of "banning" Iraq.

Date: 2008-06-11 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] undyingking.livejournal.com
YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!??

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