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Premier League statement:
"The Premier League Board today (Friday) charged West Ham United with a breach of Premier League Rules U.18 and B.13 in relation to the transfer agreements entered into with Carlos Tevez and Javier Mascherano."
Last time I was foolish enough to post about football I asked "Have I maybe fallen through into a different universe?"

These days the scenario is more one of those nightmares that you can't wake up from. Since that very day, things have gone from bad to worse to awful to diabolical, to the point where I'm considering going to bed and not getting up until August when we're back in the nice safe Championship.
  • Signed Argentine superstars on what now turns out to be dodgy deal.
  • Argentine superstars "taking a while to adapt to English football", ie. useless / ineffective.
  • Fall out of Europe at first opportunity.
  • Lose loads of games.
  • Taken over by biscuit baron who promptly sacks talented manager.
  • Lose even more games.
  • Beaten at home twice in a fortnight by bottom club in league.
  • Out of both cups early.
  • One Argentine superstar, who's barely made the team, goes to Liverpool and will no doubt now start playing to his rep.
  • Other superstar, three times South American footballer of the year, still to score after 19 games.
  • Thrashed by second-bottom club in league, now run by aforementioned talented manager, who thus overtake us and leave us a point off bottom and nine from safety.
  • And now, likely to be fined several points over dodgy deal.
Obviously this is some sort of curse, but who do we have to sacrifice to try and lift it?
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