The Holy Fleece

[undyingking]

You maybe spotted this already, but:

• Dolly the sheep, first cloned mammal -- Roslin Institute, Scotland;
• HQ of the Knights Templar, storage of Jesus' "blood" -- Rosslyn Chapel, Scotland.

Obviously, this means that the Templars set up the Roslin Institute in order to research cloning for their Jesus-breeding project.

The only question is: was the sheep a trial run for creating a cloned-Jesus human, Spawn of God? -- or is the Second Coming actually going to be as much ovine as divine?

Lends a whole new meaning to concepts such as the Ewecharist*...

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* You may groan now.

Comments

[rotwang.livejournal.com]

I'm groaning

[bateleur.livejournal.com]

Personally I reckon Jesus was probably a sheep the first time round and it's only the tireless efforts of anti-ovine monks distorting the original gospels in translation that have concealed this fact from us.

Why do you think God the Father is "the Lord my Shepherd" eh ? Point proved, I think.

[al-fruitbat.livejournal.com]

Well, if you take the 'Virgin Birth' mistranslation seriously, there is an issue as to where Jesus' Y chromosome came from.

Mary was XX, presumably (let's not go there) so there's no problem with his X chromosome - 2 to choose from actually. It states that he was 100% human as well as being 100% god, so he obviously needs a Y chromosome. God (or Gabriel, or whichever angel had the job of impregnation) could select suitable chromosomes from Mary and adjust them to prevent him having unpleasant double-recessives, but the Y is a bit of a problem.

Maybe it was taken from a nearby organism - Jesus. All man, All god (part sheep).

[cardinalsin.livejournal.com]

I think you've just proved that God is a boy. Take that, anti-patriarchal christians!

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

That's what I call ramming the point home!

rather than gathering in his flock

[cleanskies.livejournal.com]

he's going to be part of it?

Re: rather than gathering in his flock

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

Good thing Damien Hirst didn't get to hear about this.

[ar-gemlad.livejournal.com]

Lamb of God.

Nuff said.

[undyingking.livejournal.com]

Yea, verily.

[liriselei.livejournal.com]

<groan...>
<throws rotten tomato>