Back in the old days

[undyingking]

Does anyone recall an old (c. 1996?) Rory Bremner item in which the Queen's inner thoughts were set to the music of Bohemian Rhapsody? I can only remember a couple of lines. "Camilla, no! We will not let him go" was one, but the one which stuck firmest in my tiny mind was the excellent "She's so louche, she's so louche, she could screw a whole quango." You probably couldn't get away with saying that sort of thing about Princess Di these days... Curiously, the Interweb seems not to have heard of it. How suspicious is that?

One of you must surely remember it, and can put me out of my misery by quoting at length?

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[undyingking.livejournal.com]

Terrific, thanks! It does seem kind of weird that no-one's put the lyrics up anywhere on the Web before now.