Virgins on the ridiculous
Nov. 6th, 2010 10:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I guess you're all probably familiar, if only by repute, with the traditional song that starts:
I suggest the following improved version:
Alternatively:
Any more for any more? I guess it doesn't necessarily have to begin with 'Inver', probably any town somewhere in the Highlands would do.
Four-and-twenty virgins came down from Inverness;It will not have escaped the sharp-eyed, though, that the second line contains what some consider a grammatical solecism.
And when the ball was over, there were four-and-twenty less.
I suggest the following improved version:
Four-and-twenty virgins came down from Invermuir;
And when the ball was over, there were four-and-twenty fewer.
Alternatively:
Four-and-twenty virgins came down from Invergordon;(although arguably that one doesn't make much sense…)
And when the ball was over, there were four-and-twenty more o'dem.
Any more for any more? I guess it doesn't necessarily have to begin with 'Inver', probably any town somewhere in the Highlands would do.