HYS Twat-O-Tron

Brilliant toy for generating simulated idiotic right-wing Have Your Say / other such comments.

"I read about this in the Daily Mail. IMO pathetic liberal institutions are terrorising our streets. All true brits should stop taking it lying down. This is a Christian countryw e must all have christian values!!"

or

"the bbc pretends its not true but im sick of the bloody liberal lefty whingers who are promoting yob culture because i am now ashamed of britain! it's time we bring back enoch powell. that would certainly cause a bit more care to be taken!!!"

I'm particularly impressed by the random typo inserter.

Perhaps not surprisingly, the comments thus generated are often more coherent than real ones.

Go on, paste your best examples into a comment here. Or write a genuine comment: will anyone be able to tell the difference? FACT!!!