Classic Motty moment

Did I really hear this last night, or was it a glorious dream?

Meira hoofs over the bar in the dying moments.
Lawrenson: Don't give up the day job, Fernando.
Motty: He can hear the drums, Fernando, in a minute -- they're going out!

I very much like the idea of Motty being a closet Abba devotee, sweating inside his sheepskin. In fact, why not remake Abba: The Movie with him in the Lou Carpenter bodyguard role?

The Holy Fleece

You maybe spotted this already, but:

• Dolly the sheep, first cloned mammal -- Roslin Institute, Scotland;
• HQ of the Knights Templar, storage of Jesus' "blood" -- Rosslyn Chapel, Scotland.

Obviously, this means that the Templars set up the Roslin Institute in order to research cloning for their Jesus-breeding project.

The only question is: was the sheep a trial run for creating a cloned-Jesus human, Spawn of God? -- or is the Second Coming actually going to be as much ovine as divine?

Lends a whole new meaning to concepts such as the Ewecharist*...

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* You may groan now.