Your views on fighting terror

[undyingking]

I just got emailed to fill in a form on the Labour Party website, to register my "views on the new terrorist threats that face us all". These were the questions:

Do you think that our laws should be updated to cope with the current security threat?

<input ... >Yes <input ... >No <input ... >Not sure

Do you think police should have the time and opportunity to complete their investigations into suspected terrorists?

<input ... >Yes <input ... >No <input ... >Not sure

Do you think the government should make sure there are new safeguards to protect innocent people?

<input ... >Yes <input ... >No <input ... >Not sure

Brief as it is, it seems to me they could have made it briefer yet:

Should we be allowed to do whatever we want, on the basis that opposing any of it makes you a terrorist sympathizer?

<input ... >Yes <input ... >Of course <input ... >Why are you even asking?

or maybe:

Do you love Big Brother?

<input ... >Yes <input ... >Not yet, but I will soon <input ... >Can you take the rats off my face, please?