Well at least we're sure of your derivation - Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

<weird>Hmm - can't really put my back into the insult - you used the word facetious which always makes me happy. Each vowel once! In order! If you'd said 'facetiously' I probably wouldn't have been able to insult you at all.</weird>
I am so easily pleased...
<weirder>I got a Scrabble starting hand of XSSTIEE last week and decided it was self describing</weirder>