Haha, that's very good. Reddit is clearly a good place to start memes.

I particularly like "I have partial mono-polar Maartechen Syndrome which means only half my body (left side) reflects light at the normal rate. The right side looks translucently hazy in bright sunlight and virtually invisible in low light. I've been taking a course of steroids and artificial hormones which seem to be helping, but have to rely on makeup 'not to scare the horses'."